Hanky Panky On The Train

Bess looked at the mess on the back of her dress

and wondered from whence the stain came

it seemed inane that it was hanky panky on the train

When I was a child I went to the Metropolitan Museum Of Modern  Art in Manhattan with my cousin and a group of her friends. On the way back we rode the subway and I saw a man with what looked like a horse hanging out of his pants. When my mind realized what it was I tapped my cousin on the shoulder and pointed in the direction of the miscreant but couldn't say anything because I had lost my voice from shock. This piece of humanity flew out the door at the next stop once he knew he had been discovered.

I was nine years old and had changed my brother's diapers and I knew from the sex education that my mother and cousin gave me that what this man had out of his zipper was not for spilling but drilling. My cousin and mother calmed me and told me this man was a pervert-that he was. The incident made quite an impression on me because that is one of my childhood experiences that I remember well. I might add it did nothing to enrich my childhood but took away my innocence all too soon.

But nothing really changes in life just the actors, and jacklegs are all around the subway and anywhere else where they can ply their trade. Recently a woman snapped a picture with her cell phone of a man sitting across from her on the subway just outright masterbating. He was later arrested for lewd behavior but pleaded not guilty. The citizen acted responsibly by reporting the incident to to the police, but someone like that needs to be punished and rehabilitated. Sometimes a pervert or criminal will go on to bigger crimes if they are not stopped in their tracks.

There seems to be two types of these perverts on the subway, the exhibitionists like the masterbater above and the masher-the bump and grind on the behind or any where else the miscreant can find to touch. In general people are bold and brash in Gotham and they cross the line of civility when they really don't have to. Thus Gotham's miscreants are the baddest of the baddest when they are unmasked.

Therefore if you are on a subway in any city or any type of public place you should be aware of your surroundings so as not to become a victim of some pervert. If you have children you should take extra care to be aware because they are the most vulnerable. Now that we have the internet and google where you can be spied on you should take safeguards to protect yourself by not giving too much information about yourself to people.

Hence, the mess on Bess' dress came from a miscreant of the lowest level , who preyed on an unsuspecting passenger riding the subway, and sprayed his dung on her as he .grinded against her rear.